February 2011
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Masturbation Rings
In some countries adolescent boys used to be advised that jerking off would make hair grow on their palms. At that time in Germany we were informed that excessive masturbation produced dark circles under the eyes. I used to look at myself in the mirror in the morning, see the deep-purple rings under my eyes, and realize that the whole word was going to know I was beating the flesh.
Rings under...
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Terrorism Underwriter →
This position will underwrite Terrorism .
January 2011
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We are the people who sleep. The people who make history are far more common....
– from Frontier of Dawn.
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Reading L.A. →
Great year-long Los Angeles reading list.
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The Blue album, there’s hardly a dishonest note in the vocals. At that period of...
– Joni Mitchell, on the creation of her 1971 album, Blue (via hoodjungle)
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Old Goths of Germany
The old Goths of Germany, who used to debate matters of importance to their State twice, once when drunk, and once when sober — sober that they might not be deficient in formality — drunk lest they should be destitute of vigor.
E.A. Poe
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Ahem: Stray Thoughts On Coughing During A Keith... →
The pianist Keith Jarrett recently played a solo show at Carnegie Hall. People coughed and took photographs; Jarrett stopped the show in objection and walked off…… So I predict that the immoveable objects that are Keith Jarrett concerts will continue to meet the unstoppable forces that are audiences coughing during winter. What, then, is to be done?
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What I wanted to say to the guys who wouldn't shut...
I wish the other bloggers were on this train.
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NSFWW/OPS: Devendra Banhart’s Love In: The Folk Hero Gets Frisky in Lisa Eisner’s Short Film for Oliver Peoples.
For me, this might rescue Oliver Peoples from American Psycho. Not sure what it does for Devendra Banhart.
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The existing code tells female employees how to... →
“People made fun of UBS,” Kern told Swiss weekly Sonntag. “But it didn’t cause any damage to our reputation.”
Anyone else read that as Susan Sontag?
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Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Martin Luther King Jr. Day
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People still have existential anxiety. It just may not be expressed in the...
– Woody Allen.
Shit. May be time to start expressing existential anxiety in the Pauline idiom.
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From Style Wars
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Wealthy Jew Marries Cousin
“…there were many stories about Miriam’s origins and previous life…some of which had a probable air, while others were evidently wild and romantic fables. We cite a few, leaving the reader to designate them either under the probable or romantic head.
It was said, for example, that Miriam was the daughter and heiress of a great Jewish banker (an idea perhaps suggested by a...
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No man who’s got anything to do in the world can afford to take advice.
– Whitman to Traubel, May 14, 1888.
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CALL FOR ARTISTS: "American Wasteland: Bleak Tales... →
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Wednesday
Sound of her foot
makings its way
wiggling
through the silk of
a stocking I
am so incredibly bored
like that puppy
you bend down to
pet, starts
peeing all over
the floor
thoughts are
orange
and turquoise
can’t help but
run my hands
all over the table
people eating
popcorn resemble
praying mantises
period
finish canning
the peaches
scream
at the...
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Songs of Vagabonds, Misfits and Sinners: By Ken... →
…..just take the second story in the collection as a good example, “Job in Williamsburg,” in which a long-suffering Spanish janitor learns to paint in a lush Renaissance style in honor of his pious, dead mother, just to have his work ridiculed by cackling hipsters at a Brooklyn group exhibition, only to find out that no less than the Museum of Modern Art ended up buying one of...
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Listening, Party For Two: Charlie Parker, 'Donna... →
An instance of the “introduce high art to barbarians” journalistic thing. The jazz critic plays jazz hits for his boss, the barbarian. Her reaction to hearing Donna Lee…
Boss Lady: At the risk of offending the jazz gods, I’m going to describe this as two geese having a merry time of it as they cavort around a pond.
…is the same as my reaction. Only I view it as a...
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We shoot only from the angles that help us tell the story. When somebody turns...
– Billy Wilder