Michael Chabon: Two hours later, I’m still on the Internet.
Mother Jones: [Laughs] It’s called procrastination.
Michael Chabon: It’s more insidious. Procrastination is something you do to yourself. You know: “I gotta sharpen these 20 pencils before I start.” The pencils aren’t calling you and alluring you and inviting you and offering you anything. They’re just sitting there. The internet is actively trying to get you to stop working!